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I always say 1thing to all job seekers that according to uae nobody can charge from jobseekers for new job, only employers pay to recruitment agencies for new employees.
Be wise...
And inform ministry of labor for such incidents.
OK FINE YOU DO EVERYTHING AT YOUR OWN RISK, , I DONT CARE TO YOU
the positive comments are written by those idiot people from diligent...
100% YOU ARE CAME FROM IDIOT PEOPLE FROM DILIGENT FRAUD AGENCY RIGHT, , , , OBVIOUSLY
YEZHA...
YOU DO EVERYTHING AT YOUR OWN RISK...I DONT CARE TO YOU, , ,
the positive comments are written by those idiot people from diligent...100% you are came from idiot people from diligent fraud agency right? 0bviously...YEZHA
YEZHA!
THE POSITIVE COOMENTS ARE WRITEEN BY THOSE IDIOT PEOPLE FROM DILIGENT, , 100% YOU ARE CAME FROM IDIOT PEOPLE FROM DILIGENT FRAUD AGENCY RIGHT?OBVIOUSLY...
Yezha kung kabayan ka man, pwede mo makuha ang pera mo, balikan mo sila dalhin mo lahat ng resibo pero wag na wag mong ibigay ang resibo hanggat hindi rin binibigay sau ang pera mo. Gawin mo ganito, pag pumunta ka tantyahin mong medyo maraming tao na aplikante, mas maganda bago magtanghali, tapos pagdating mo dun sabihin mo sa nakaupo sa reception ayaw mo nang ipagpatuloy ang aplikasyon mo at pag pinapasok ka sa loob para kunyari pag-usapan, wag na wag kang pumasok dapat dun ka lang maghintay sa unang kwarto ung may nakaupo na arabo, kc pagpumasok ka sa loob maaring takutin ka nila or sisindakin at mas maganda pag jan ka lang sa unang kwarto may mga aplikante rin dumarating at kung mapapansin mo pinapapasok agad nila sa loob. Wag ka pasindak sa kanila, kung sabihin sau na kalahati lng ibabalik sa pera mo wag kang pumayag, pagpilitan mo parin ang buong pera mo(pero hindi ko lang cgurado kung makukuha mo lahat), natataranta din sila lalo na kung may mga ibang aplikante na makakarinig, kaya magmamadali din silang ibalik agad ang pera mo. Sana makatulong, sagot ka lang d2, puro lenguahe natin ginamit ko para mga noypi lng natin mga kalahi ang makakaintindi. god luck
concerned citizendxb13, , , im sure d kabayan yan kasi ako nagcomment ng jobseekers victim, , pansinin mo ang reply nya so what daw, , , meaning siya sa mga tao din dun sa idiot n diligent agency na yun, , nagpapanggap yan siya n biktima siya, , naloko din ako ng agency na yan, , kaya nagconcerned din me skanya kainis ako sa reply nya, instead na maapreciate nya concerned ko wala lang skanya, ...kaya sabi ko skanya you do everything at your own risk, i dont care to you, , , ,
may papipirmahan din sayong papel na nakalagay dun, kalahati lng ng pera mo ang makukuha mo at nakalagay din na makukuha mo lng yun pagkatapos ng isang linggo, wag ka pumirma hanggat hindi pa binibigay ang pera mo... pagpilitan mo na gusto mo na agad kunin ang pera mo at ayaw mo na bumalik, wag ka pasindak sa kanila, takot din mga yun kc ayaw nila malaman ng ibang aplikante... silbing aral ito sa atin lahat na wag na wag tau magbigay ng pera sa paghahanap ng trabaho kc sigurado peke, ang employer dapat ang magbabayad sa kanila...
Concerned citizendxb13, sa tingin ko d kabayan yan kasi ako yon nagcomment jobseeker victim, see ang reply nya parang d cya biktima, , meaning maaring isa rin siya sa mga taong magtatrabaho dun sa idiot n diligent fraud agency.naloko rin ako ng agency n yan nkapagbigay ako ng 100dhs parang nahipnotized ako. kaya nung nabasa ko comment nya pinayuhan ko siya be wise nainis ako sa sagot nya so what daw, d siya biktima ngpapanggap lang siyang biktima. kaya sbi ko YOU DO EVERYTHING AT YOUR OWN RISK, I DONT CARE TO YOU, Instead na maappreciate nya payo ko bale wala lang skanya. anyway lesson na saten ito.
tama ka kabayan, , , be wise!
i m completely agree this is fake company and i m a victim of this company.. but i pay back my 300 aed. because when i spoke that person i have each and every single call is recorded .. but he did it one mistake and he abuse me and tell me if you come here then i will beat you... then i go to office same time .. and show i m going to police.. and he just requested not go police and please delete this call and he pay back my money... plz all its fraud if some 1 wants 2 go police i m agree to go with him or her. but need more people i have lots of evidence ... and and this is not a only company in ajman.. lots of company releated to this company...
Mackenzie Ivy
Fraud ; gnads4u.com>billing officer fraud vacancy Ajman fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraudfraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraudfraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraudfraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud
Dear Candidate,
Our HR department had a close look at your resume and would like to meet to find out more about you we would especially like to find out more about your experiences. We have scheduled your interview on urgent basis, expecting you to attend this interview on short notice of time. Please bring you update CV with you.
Right now we are considering your CV for different positions. Please visit our office to have a detail discussion.
Date & Time: Saturday, 16th march, 2013. Between 8am to 11am.
Location: Ajman Khalifa Bin Zahid Road (Bank Street), Ajman Bank building same building 3rd floor, Office No- 307
Note: Upon reaching Ajman bank building, don’t enter inside the bank; the main entrance of the building is from backside.
If you are coming from Dubai to Ajman through RTA Bus:
Bus Station at Union Square MS (Deira) (Bus No - E-400) Ticket Cost Aed 7, Time 35 mins.
The Bus E400 will drop you to Ajman Bus station, From Ajman Bus Station Take Taxi and reach Ajman bank building, Bank Street (Sheikh Bin Zahid road).
If you are Coming from Dubai to Ajman through Own Transport or Taxi:
Enter in Sharjah, Rolla Bridge. On Same Ajman Dubai road, you will find the 1st, 2nd & then 3rd Roundabout, From 3rd roundabout take right turn, after few distance you will find the Ajman Bank building on right hand side.
Only interview location is in Ajman, but selected candidates will be placed in Dubai.
Best Regards,
HR Coordinator
Miss. Sana Mirza
The Doyle Collection (Hospitality Group)
[protected]
I have such a nice feelings after getting this job I struggle a lot, in last week I meet with diligent people and they put all effects for my job and my visa too. I am put my comments because I want to tell everybody that don’t follow the bad comments they are from competitors.
I wish you all the best …. Always keep struggle you never know when your luck click.
i was almost...just receive an email from them under the name maddox, good thing i was so resourceful and directly search the company name and the so called sana mirza.thank you for my resourfulness coz if not perhaps i will be one of them. I almost call the police and report all this ###.so guyz pls if you receive such email with the same procedure kindly ask yourself right awaycoz a lot of ### who will ruin your day.Miss Sana Mirza The Doyle collection ( the hospitality group).come on...The Doyle Group is a list of 11 luxury hotels in LONDON...she used this attached it in her name so that it will be look so convincing.smart enough but sorry you caught in my net.
lots of poor jobseekers are victims most of all are visit visa, , that is competitors?crazy dont fool us, , , , u are came from idiot people from diligent, , , stop it illegal activities, , , MONKEY BUSINESS, , , , , We are not born yesterday ok...g0d will give all of them punishment that u will never forget 4 the rest of your life, , , SATAN IS WAITING YOU IN HELL, , , , , , , ,
Mga kababayan ko at sa lahat ng nabiktima at mabibiktima pa ng kumpanya na ito, maniwala kyo, walang kaduda-duda na malaking kalokohan itong DILIGENT HUMAN RESOURCE na ito. Marami na ang naloko nito, isa na ang mister ko. Ang mga taong nagtatanggol sa kumpanyang ito ay mga sinungaling at maaring empleyado din nila. Mag-ingat sa mga taong tulad nila at dapat na magkaisa tayo para isuplong ang maling gawain nila.
English Translation: My dear fellowmen and to all the victims and future victims of DILIGENT HUMAN RESOURCE, many were fooled already by their company, one of them is my husband. People who justify them are liars and probably are also one with them (meaning their employees). Watch out for this kind of people, warn everyone you know. We need to be united here, we cannot allow our fears or their intimidation to stop us. We need to report them to UAE authorities for their illegal acts.
yes.fraud
Miss Sana---------------how much u want money ...ask me i will give u
or go for some other better work-----u can make more money
dont fool people those who are innocent
DILIGENT IS FRAUD---PLS BELIVE ME
I AM A VICTIM
DILIGENT IS FRAUD
DILIGENT IS A FRAUD AGENCY----PLS DONT GO THERE
THINK THAT NO ONE WILL WASTE TIME TO TYPE COMMENTS AGAIST THEM
ONLY THOSE WHO LOST MONEY
PLS DONT GO AND WASTE UR MONEY
MY DEAR VIEWERS------WHY NO ONE IS COURAGEOUS TO GO TO POLICE STATION
IF ANYONE GONE---PLS PUT UR COMMENTS
I would like to share my exp as well, I have been sucessfully recuited from Nepal as office boy by diligent group.They have placed me for Hartco Group dubai. I did not face any problem in my recruitment process. whatever there service charge i have paid them, I can disclose how much but no consultant works for you free.There are round about 5 more people in my batch recuited for different positions.
Mr. Rajesh Thapa, , , , u are came from idiot people from diligent, , , stop it illegal activities, , D0nt fool us, , MONKEY BUSINESS, , , , , We are not born yesterday ok...g0d will give all of them punishment that u will never forget 4 the rest of your life, , , SATAN IS WAITING YOU IN HELL, , , , , , , ,
well good and bad experiences are there... new and old managements issues are there too... but I am satisfied and really happy for the effect the made for my visa.
i apply for job in this company and deposit money as well... but its took around 2 weeks to start my job during in all process one time i feel like there is no job but I was surprise when they call me for contract and joining... I feel good to have a job now...
i must say that no need to follow my comments... but its my moral responsibility to shear my good experience with you because today i have a job just because of new management of diligent.
Mr. Barry show your visa copy then scan also pathaka copy, then we will believe you otherwise if not possible u are BIG LIARS FROM IDIOT PEOPLE FROM DILIGENT FRAUD SCAM AGENCY..I AM CHALLENGING YOU!
where is your visa copy & pathaka copy MR. BARRY hahaha you are BIG LIARS, , , , the positive comments came from idiot people from diligent fraud agency, , , , DONT FOOL US, , , , STOP IT ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES, MONKEY BUSINESS...
Thanks guys for the information...I also got this sort of email. Beware of fraudsters
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Dear Candidate,
Re: Invitation for interview as a result of application
As a result of your application for (Costco Group) we would like to inform you that you get shortlisted for the applied position. You are invited to meet up with HR department for further hiring process. Your meeting is schedule on April 7, at 8 am to 4pm with
HRS Assistant Manager, SANA MIRZA
The meeting will last about 25 minutes. Please bring your update CV in printed format and educational certificate copies, may be required during meeting.
For further inquires contact [protected]), if required.
Note: Please note down that only interview location is in Ajman, after selection process you will be placed at Dubai.
Location is mentioned below
Interview Location- Ajman
Main Road- Sheikh Khalifa bin Zahid Road
Land Mark- Dubai Islamic Bank, Invest Bank (Bank Street Ajman)
Our building is next to Invest Bank, this is same building of Ajman bank opposite to Karachi Darbar Restaurant. Office number - 307
Only interview location is in Ajman, but selected candidates will be placed in Dubai.
Note: - Upon reaching Ajman bank building, don’t enter inside the bank; the main entrance of the building is from backside.
Dubai to Ajman through RTA Bus
Please note down there are number of RTA busses coming directly from Dubai to Ajman. If you are coming by bus the last bus stop will be Ajman bus station.
Time consumption- 35 mins
Dubai to Ajman through Own Transport or Taxi
Enter in Sharjah, Rolla Bridge. On Same Ajman Dubai road, you will find the 1st, 2nd & then 3rd Roundabout, From 3rd roundabout take right turn, after few distance you will find the Ajman Bank building on right hand side.
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YES you are right that FRAUD DILIGENT HUMAN RESOURCE alias WESTERN GLOBAL, i have also paid 600 DHR for HARTCO GROUP, DRAX Group and DANNON Foods for IT support job but all is fack ! i contact with these companies and they said we have no office in UAE...its all American based companies which have no branch here in UAE. I can show prove from DRAX Group email: Under this is the mail and my information please do contact me before taking media and any strong step for these ###ing assoles.
Dear Mr Ehsan
I can confirm that we do not have an office in UAE, neither do we operate either of the companies stated in your email. Please see www.complaintsboard.com for details of suspected fake job vacancies.
External Communications Team
Drax Power Station
Selby
YO8 8PH
-----Original Message-----
From: m.ehsan786@gmail.com [mailto:m.ehsan786@gmail.com]
Sent: 08 April 2013 13:19
To: Drax Enq
Subject: Enquiry from the Drax Website
Name: Mr Muhammad Ehsan
Email: m.ehsan786@gmail.com
Contact number: [protected]
Enquiry:
I am living in Sharjah, UAE and have given interview for IT support officer for your company in DILIGENT HUMAN RESOURCE alias WESTERN GLOBAL in Ajman bank building, they have taken 600 DHR from me. Kindly do tell me that your company branch in Dubai are taking staff from them or all is fake. I will be very thankful for you to response me for this information.
This email come from laxa.jabol@yahoo.com
Dear Candidate,
Re: Invitation for interview as a result of application
As a result of your application for (Dannon Foods)
We would like to inform you that you get shortlisted for the applied position. You are invited to meet up with HR department for further hiring process. Your meeting is schedule on
April 10th, at 8 am to 4pm with HRS Assistant Manager, Sana Mirza.
The meeting will last about 25 minutes. Please bring your update CV in printed format and educational certificate copies, may be required during meeting.
For further inquires contact [protected]), if required.
Note: Please note down that only interview location is in Ajman, after selection process you will be placed at Dubai.
Location is mentioned below
Interview Location- Ajman
Main Road- Sheikh Khalifa bin Zahid Road
Land Mark- Dubai Islamic Bank, Invest Bank (Bank Street Ajman)
Our building is next to Invest Bank, this is same building of Ajman bank opposite to Karachi Darbar Restaurant. Office number - 307
Only interview location is in Ajman, but selected candidates will be placed in Dubai.
Note: - Upon reaching Ajman bank building, don’t enter inside the bank; the main entrance of the building is from backside.
Dubai to Ajman through RTA Bus
Please note down there are number of RTA busses coming directly from Dubai to Ajman. If you are coming by bus the last bus stop will be Ajman bus station.
Time consumption- 35 mines
Dubai to Ajman through Own Transport or Taxi
Enter in Sharjah, Rolla Bridge. On Same Ajman Dubai road, you will find the 1st, 2nd & then 3rd Roundabout, From 3rd roundabout take right turn, after few distance you will find the Ajman Bank building on right hand side.
I pasted the consultancy letter pakka fraud company two fair womens are taken interview after that brainwash the jobseeker american, london company they offer you 6000 to 7000 AED, free accomdation like this and ask 300 AED. she said it is refundable but all things pakka pre planned fruad. all of them wear hijab like honest people and the gents weared coat suit and arabic dress all of them fraud so pls aware of this consultancy. Dont go ajman and save your time and money.
I use to visit this website its more entertaining than a social media websites.
I made my interview in Diligent they took my proper interview ask lot of questions and they didn't ask for money. i wait for few weeks but they didn't answer me. I come again and meet them again but they said they hair other person. I feel bad but its ok I got job in other company. at is almost one year I use to see updated on this website.
I found 4 things in this website.
1. most of people put bad comments and after few weeks they apology for their action.
2. people are putting advertisements stuff.
3. people are mixing other companies with this company.
4. no body appreciate good comments.
so thats why I must say "No Comments"
Beware of any emails named SANA ZAIGHUM and ABDULLAH
[protected] and [protected]
Their fake office are located in either Ajman, Abu Dhabi, Umm Al Quwain
Their staffs are usually Arabic speaking guy, one Indian guy whi is the managing director and 2 or 3 local dressed guys at the reception.
They will have at least 3 or 4 offices and all of them are conducting applicant interviews.
They will be offering you bigger amount job offer plus transportation, food, accommodation and will let you sign some letter and will even asked you to give 2 or 3 photos plus copy of your certificates. They will conduct the interview (like its all true) for you not to be skeptic
Here's the scam point: they will ask you to pay a small amount of Aed100 up to aed500 for training and job confirmation fees.
Here's what their email interview letter looked like ( all edited and Colourful) and their receipt .
(This is just one of the bad experience) their tactics can change so just make sure if someone asked you for money then it's a SCAM
I was born on April 10th, 1937 to the late Idessa Butler and Willie Butler- 96 years old. I was born at 6:35 am on April 10th. I am the seventh child born to this union. I am also the baby of this union.
My mother died in 1938. She had a stroke. She was in labor (childbirth). During those day's there wasn't many doctors and if there was a doctor, he was miles away. Transportation was by wagon or car that had a crank. You know crank up the car more. Medical care was not given in time as a result my mother died. I never saw a picture of my mom. In those days the family photos were usually kept in a bible. Well the houses burned down the picture was in the bible it burned up. Although I never say my mom, I do have strong memories of her. Every chance I get, I ask people about her. They said she was a beautiful black woman, kind and loving. The night before she died she washed all of our clothes, gathered a lot of food, prayed over each child individually and instructed my father to take good care of her children and gave up the ghost, died 1938.
I was named after my grandmother Mary Eubanks. My grandmother asked my dad if she could raise me and dad consented. I lived with my grandmother from 9 months 'til I was thirteen years old, because she was getting older, I was getting older where I needed more attention when I was fourteen I went to live with my father and step mother who lived in the city McComb, Mississippi. I am the first of my immediate family to finish high school. I attended Amite County grammar school for eight years. I used to walk on the dirt road through the pastures and fields for three miles each way. I never had any one to help me with my lesson, but I never failed a class. Thank God. My life with my grandmother was good, however she had her younger children there, my Uncle Charlie and Uncle Bud. She was so busy raising her kids and all the other kids and grandkids until she couldn't keep watch over us. My uncles Charlie and Bud would rape me and then tell me if you tell I am going to beat you up. So, I didn't tell. I was too afraid. I was so uncomfortable from the men you know there were grown and I was a little girl. Sometime I was too sore to play. My grandmother would say, "Honey, what's wrong?" Of course, I didn't tell her because I was afraid to tell. I was very lonely and afraid.
I also had a "mean old grandfather". They were sharecroppers who farmed from March to October. They never made any clear money. After each season Mr. Son McCurrun would say, "You didn't clear any money". So we worked again, again and again no profit.
My grandfather Jim Eubanks would get drunk every weekend. He was so mean to my grandmother. He would get drunk and come home and threaten to kill us. My grandmother would get all of us out of bed and we would to hide in the woods. I wasn't as afraid of him as I was the darkness and the snakes! It always amazed me that my grandmother would accept that kind of treatment. However after having my own family, I can understand that back in those days, there wasn't an alternative. We made it through each farm season. I couldn't understand either, how one could work over and over again year after year and not clear any profit. I was young, but I wasn't dumb. In those days, you dare not speak your mind, you wouldn't know if you'd get a hand slap across your mouth or a belting on your naked behind.
Please be informed that all this ### transferered now in um alquin, , dont be fooled again and spread it, , , rm 110 in um al quinn, , same faces, , SANA is still there and all pretending to be local, , , i came with my friend today for an interview and i was shock seeing all the ### there, , lumipat na ang mga walang hiya...di pa mamatay ang mga lintek...same style lumipat lang ng lugar at ngayon mas malayo pa, , kaya lalo pahihirapan ang mga kabayan natin sa kakabalik balik..please spread this message...Ingat mga kabayan
carterdawayne is right mga kabayan! Here are the details that they will sent to you through your email. You will think that this email is legitimate because they will just create a name of a company that when you search in internet you will find there that this Herta Foods Group is under Nestle, but when you go there at Umm Al Quwain room 110 same building at AL FAYOOMI FURNITURE, you will see the same faces that my friend already met when he was also a victim of this fraudelent act! Here are the details, dont miss to read maybe after you are also finding new job this email of these ###s will sent to you! DOBLE INGAT MGA KABAYAN! WAG NA KAYONG MAGPALOKO PA!
Dear Applicant:
This is response to your application for (Herta Foods Group). We would like to inform you that our HR department shortlisted you for the applied position. You are invited to meet up with HR department for further hiring process. Upon arrival at reception please ask for [MISS MALIHA REHMAN]
Interview Details:
You are invited to visit our “Umm Al Quwain” branch office for interview. Interviews are scheduled in Umm al Quwain state office but the selected candidate will be placed in Dubai and Abu-Dhabi.
Interview is schedule on July, 27 (Saturday) between 8am to 2pm with HR Assistant Manager.
You are required to bring along printed CV and set of educational certificate copies, may be required during interview. Please contact [[protected]] to confirm your attendance at the interview or further enquires.
Detailed Location of the interview venue is included in letter.
We are located on start of Umm al Quwain state,
Land Mark - Umm Al Quwain-Al-Etihad roundabout (commonly known by all taxi drivers) located at main entrance of Umm Al Quwain state.
We are located along with Etihad roundabout. Upon reaching the Etihad roundabout,
Don’t take full “U” turn from roundabout, As for as you will take half U turn on Etihad roundabout, Take immediately right turn you will find the Yellow Colour building, and Down the same building you can see the “Al fayoomi furniture”
This is same building, 1st floor, and office number- 110
Number of Ways to Reach Interview location through Transport Buses:
Reach from any Dubai Bus station to Sharjah bus station, and from there take Cab/Taxi to reach the interview destination. (It will take 20 mins)
Reach from any Dubai Bus station to Ajman bus station, and from there take Cab/Taxi to reach the interview destination. (It will take 15 mins)
We look forward to meeting you.
A CHARLOTTE, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against (get this) fire! Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued — and won! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that the cigars would be insured against fire, without defining what it considered to be unacceptable fire, it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.
Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company grudgingly accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15, 000 for the rare cigars he lost in the fires. After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one-year terms.
So don't piss off your insurance company!
A YOUNG lady has a new, well-to-do boyfriend. He suggests that she come and meet his parents by having dinner at their place. After a pleasant drive into the country he pulls into a long, impressive drive and she is shocked to find that "their place" is a huge country estate. The door is opened by a butler, who shows the couple in. It's a very impressive, stately home with history, etc.
Everything goes well as they are given drinks and introduced. Being a normal, working class girl, she is a bit awestruck and worried about making a faux pas or breaking some rule of etiquette she is unaware of.
After several drinks she relaxes and they are shown into the dining room for a large feast. Halfway through dinner, the girl, having drunk a fair bit, needs the loo. In her best, polite manner she asks for "the bathroom?" and is shown out of the room by a servant and pointed upstairs to a room.
It's a huge house with many rooms and she finds what she thinks is the right door, only to find a "bathroom" — i.e., no toilet, just a sink and bath. As she only needs a quick wee, she locks the door, hitches up her skirt and, balancing one leg on the bath, sits on the pedestal sink. Unfortunately, it starts to tip over and she hits her head on the bath and knocked unconscious.
She is awakened by a commotion as the door is pushed in and her new boyfriend and family burst in to see her, knickers down, skirt raised and soaking wet, with the broken sink on the floor and water pouring everywhere!
A HAPPY, hip, happening woman living in SF has to endure a visit from her mother, a prim and proper matronly sort from somewhere in the Midwest. The mother is in the throes of menopause, apparently very cranky and physically uncomfortable, what with hot flashes and the like, and the daughter, in an effort to help but probably also to get Mom out of the house for awhile, suggests that the mother visit her gynecologist.
Mom is not fond of the idea of visiting a gynecologist in a strange city. But after the daughter assures her that the man is thoughtful, kind, humorous and sweet and implores her to go just to make sure everything is okay, the mother reluctantly assents and makes an appointment.
The morning of the appointment, mother is VERY nervous and in preparation takes a shower AND a bath, deodorant head to toe, FDS vaginal spray, the whole nine yards, and heads to the gynecologist.
So. Mom's in the stirrups, the doctor's mucking about down there, and he looks up, fixes her with a funny smile and says, "Looks like we've got ourselves a PARTY GIRL!"
Mother is shocked, to say the least. "What... what did you say?!"
He grins even wider. "I said, 'Looks like we've got ourselves a PARTY GIRL!'" and this is accompanied by a smirk and a wink. Mom is flabbergasted and doesn't utter another word for the balance of the exam, hastily dresses and runs out while avoiding his glance.
Later that evening, the daughter returns home from work, inquires how the appointment went, and the mother says, "You have a very rude doctor! He called me a party girl!"
"A what?"
"A party girl!" Mom is sniffling now. "Why would he call me that?"
"I don't know, it's very out of character for him..." the daughter puzzles. "There must be some reason. Think back. Did you say anything, maybe?"
"No!" The mother bristles. "I didn't say anything like that!"
"Come on, think back. What did you do before the appointment?"
"Well, " the mother sniffs, "I was VERY conscientious with my hygiene. I took a bath AND a shower, I used your deodorant and FDS — I hope you don't mind — and then I got dressed, and..."
"Mom!" the daughter interrupts. "Mom, I don't have any FDS."
The mother is silent. They both head to the bathroom where the mother points out what she mistook for FDS. It wasn't. It was orange glitter hair spray from the previous Halloween.
The moral being: Read the label!
A HAPPY, hip, happening woman living in SF has to endure a visit from her mother, a prim and proper matronly sort from somewhere in the Midwest. The mother is in the throes of menopause, apparently very cranky and physically uncomfortable, what with hot flashes and the like, and the daughter, in an effort to help but probably also to get Mom out of the house for awhile, suggests that the mother visit her gynecologist.
Mom is not fond of the idea of visiting a gynecologist in a strange city. But after the daughter assures her that the man is thoughtful, kind, humorous and sweet and implores her to go just to make sure everything is okay, the mother reluctantly assents and makes an appointment.
The morning of the appointment, mother is VERY nervous and in preparation takes a shower AND a bath, deodorant head to toe, FDS vaginal spray, the whole nine yards, and heads to the gynecologist.
So. Mom's in the stirrups, the doctor's mucking about down there, and he looks up, fixes her with a funny smile and says, "Looks like we've got ourselves a PARTY GIRL!"
Mother is shocked, to say the least. "What... what did you say?!"
He grins even wider. "I said, 'Looks like we've got ourselves a PARTY GIRL!'" and this is accompanied by a smirk and a wink. Mom is flabbergasted and doesn't utter another word for the balance of the exam, hastily dresses and runs out while avoiding his glance.
Later that evening, the daughter returns home from work, inquires how the appointment went, and the mother says, "You have a very rude doctor! He called me a party girl!"
"A what?"
"A party girl!" Mom is sniffling now. "Why would he call me that?"
"I don't know, it's very out of character for him..." the daughter puzzles. "There must be some reason. Think back. Did you say anything, maybe?"
"No!" The mother bristles. "I didn't say anything like that!"
"Come on, think back. What did you do before the appointment?"
"Well, " the mother sniffs, "I was VERY conscientious with my hygiene. I took a bath AND a shower, I used your deodorant and FDS — I hope you don't mind — and then I got dressed, and..."
"Mom!" the daughter interrupts. "Mom, I don't have any FDS."
The mother is silent. They both head to the bathroom where the mother points out what she mistook for FDS. It wasn't. It was orange glitter hair spray from the previous Halloween.
The moral being: Read the label!
AT HEATHROW Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.
As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes.
Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control."
George W., ever the Texas gentleman, replied, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses."
A BRICKLAYER working on a three-story-tall chimney had set up a pulley system so that his helper could raise the bricks up to where he needed them. As he was working, his helper complained about how difficult it would be to get the last of the bricks up to the flat roof of the building. Just then another contractor had some material delivered and it was placed on the roof by a fork lift brought to unload it. The bricklayer asked if the driver would load the rest of the bricks up there as well and the driver agreed. The bricklayer realized that he would not need his helper any more and sent him home.
When the bricklayer completed the chimney he noticed that he had quite a few bricks left over and that the fork lift was no longer at the job site. Now he had to figure out how to get the leftover bricks back down by himself. If he dropped them, they would surely break. So he decided to use the pulley he had set up earlier to lower them down.
First he went down to the ground and raised a large metal bucket up to the roof level using the rope and pulley. Next, he tied the rope off onto a railing and climbed back up to the roof and loaded the bricks into the bucket. Then he went back down to the ground. He knew that the bricks would be heavy, so he wrapped the rope around his hand a couple of times and then untied the end of the rope with his other hand. Well, the bricks were heavier than he imagined and with physics being as it is, he was immediately launched upwards at a high rate of speed.
As he was racing up towards the roof he encountered the bucket full of bricks coming down at an equally fast rate. He collided with the bucket and broke his nose and his shoulder. The bucket passed him by as he sped upwards. He reached the pulley just before the bucket hit the ground and broke a few of his fingers as they were pulled into the pulley. When the bucket hit the ground, its bottom fell out and all of the bricks spilled onto the ground. Now the fun reversed. As the now light bucket sped upwards, the mason took a shot to the groin when one of his legs slipped into the empty bucket.
He then tilted enough to fall out of the bucket and continued with his gravity experiment. Eventually he landed on top of the pile of bricks and broke both feet. He collapsed in pain there on the bricks, but was glad to be alive. He let go off the rope and cried out for help.
It was then that the bucket hit him in the head and fractured his skull.
A BRICKLAYER working on a three-story-tall chimney had set up a pulley system so that his helper could raise the bricks up to where he needed them. As he was working, his helper complained about how difficult it would be to get the last of the bricks up to the flat roof of the building. Just then another contractor had some material delivered and it was placed on the roof by a fork lift brought to unload it. The bricklayer asked if the driver would load the rest of the bricks up there as well and the driver agreed. The bricklayer realized that he would not need his helper any more and sent him home.
When the bricklayer completed the chimney he noticed that he had quite a few bricks left over and that the fork lift was no longer at the job site. Now he had to figure out how to get the leftover bricks back down by himself. If he dropped them, they would surely break. So he decided to use the pulley he had set up earlier to lower them down.
First he went down to the ground and raised a large metal bucket up to the roof level using the rope and pulley. Next, he tied the rope off onto a railing and climbed back up to the roof and loaded the bricks into the bucket. Then he went back down to the ground. He knew that the bricks would be heavy, so he wrapped the rope around his hand a couple of times and then untied the end of the rope with his other hand. Well, the bricks were heavier than he imagined and with physics being as it is, he was immediately launched upwards at a high rate of speed.
As he was racing up towards the roof he encountered the bucket full of bricks coming down at an equally fast rate. He collided with the bucket and broke his nose and his shoulder. The bucket passed him by as he sped upwards. He reached the pulley just before the bucket hit the ground and broke a few of his fingers as they were pulled into the pulley. When the bucket hit the ground, its bottom fell out and all of the bricks spilled onto the ground. Now the fun reversed. As the now light bucket sped upwards, the mason took a shot to the groin when one of his legs slipped into the empty bucket.
He then tilted enough to fall out of the bucket and continued with his gravity experiment. Eventually he landed on top of the pile of bricks and broke both feet. He collapsed in pain there on the bricks, but was glad to be alive. He let go off the rope and cried out for help.
It was then that the bucket hit him in the head and fractured his skull.
A BRICKLAYER working on a three-story-tall chimney had set up a pulley system so that his helper could raise the bricks up to where he needed them. As he was working, his helper complained about how difficult it would be to get the last of the bricks up to the flat roof of the building. Just then another contractor had some material delivered and it was placed on the roof by a fork lift brought to unload it. The bricklayer asked if the driver would load the rest of the bricks up there as well and the driver agreed. The bricklayer realized that he would not need his helper any more and sent him home.
When the bricklayer completed the chimney he noticed that he had quite a few bricks left over and that the fork lift was no longer at the job site. Now he had to figure out how to get the leftover bricks back down by himself. If he dropped them, they would surely break. So he decided to use the pulley he had set up earlier to lower them down.
First he went down to the ground and raised a large metal bucket up to the roof level using the rope and pulley. Next, he tied the rope off onto a railing and climbed back up to the roof and loaded the bricks into the bucket. Then he went back down to the ground. He knew that the bricks would be heavy, so he wrapped the rope around his hand a couple of times and then untied the end of the rope with his other hand. Well, the bricks were heavier than he imagined and with physics being as it is, he was immediately launched upwards at a high rate of speed.
As he was racing up towards the roof he encountered the bucket full of bricks coming down at an equally fast rate. He collided with the bucket and broke his nose and his shoulder. The bucket passed him by as he sped upwards. He reached the pulley just before the bucket hit the ground and broke a few of his fingers as they were pulled into the pulley. When the bucket hit the ground, its bottom fell out and all of the bricks spilled onto the ground. Now the fun reversed. As the now light bucket sped upwards, the mason took a shot to the groin when one of his legs slipped into the empty bucket.
He then tilted enough to fall out of the bucket and continued with his gravity experiment. Eventually he landed on top of the pile of bricks and broke both feet. He collapsed in pain there on the bricks, but was glad to be alive. He let go off the rope and cried out for help.
It was then that the bucket hit him in the head and fractured his skull.
A BRICKLAYER working on a three-story-tall chimney had set up a pulley system so that his helper could raise the bricks up to where he needed them. As he was working, his helper complained about how difficult it would be to get the last of the bricks up to the flat roof of the building. Just then another contractor had some material delivered and it was placed on the roof by a fork lift brought to unload it. The bricklayer asked if the driver would load the rest of the bricks up there as well and the driver agreed. The bricklayer realized that he would not need his helper any more and sent him home.
When the bricklayer completed the chimney he noticed that he had quite a few bricks left over and that the fork lift was no longer at the job site. Now he had to figure out how to get the leftover bricks back down by himself. If he dropped them, they would surely break. So he decided to use the pulley he had set up earlier to lower them down.
First he went down to the ground and raised a large metal bucket up to the roof level using the rope and pulley. Next, he tied the rope off onto a railing and climbed back up to the roof and loaded the bricks into the bucket. Then he went back down to the ground. He knew that the bricks would be heavy, so he wrapped the rope around his hand a couple of times and then untied the end of the rope with his other hand. Well, the bricks were heavier than he imagined and with physics being as it is, he was immediately launched upwards at a high rate of speed.
As he was racing up towards the roof he encountered the bucket full of bricks coming down at an equally fast rate. He collided with the bucket and broke his nose and his shoulder. The bucket passed him by as he sped upwards. He reached the pulley just before the bucket hit the ground and broke a few of his fingers as they were pulled into the pulley. When the bucket hit the ground, its bottom fell out and all of the bricks spilled onto the ground. Now the fun reversed. As the now light bucket sped upwards, the mason took a shot to the groin when one of his legs slipped into the empty bucket.
He then tilted enough to fall out of the bucket and continued with his gravity experiment. Eventually he landed on top of the pile of bricks and broke both feet. He collapsed in pain there on the bricks, but was glad to be alive. He let go off the rope and cried out for help.
It was then that the bucket hit him in the head and fractured his skull.
WHEN APOLLO Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
WHEN APOLLO Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!".
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A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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.A COUPLE was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"