Kim & Bae Law Firm review: Over 1 million fraudulent asylum applications served

The Kim & Bae law firm has the best Korean food that I have ever tasted.

Their kim-chee was absolutely flavorful and reminded me of back home before I escaped the North Korean Kim Jong Un government where I was only given dirty cheese to eat in a prison camp because I am gay.

The Kim & Bae law firm truly saved my life by allowing me to file for an asylum application so that I can now live and fully enjoy my life and sexual desires here in America.

Even though their office smells a bit like [censored], due to the constant cooking of Korean food by that big Queen B.J. Kim (you KNOW what B.J. stands for) and his she-[censored] Christine M. Bae, they still know how to prepare and file a slick and fraudulent asylum application, especially with their new Spanish lapdog, Attorney Luis Trujillo.

- Hyung Jun Kwok