Snickers review: Commercial

Nah. I have caught sharks up to 200 pounds. Have been scuba diving and spear fishing and there was an 8 foot bull shark in the same area. Supposedly, there are not Great White Sharks off of Alabama (but who really knows). There are tons of other sharks around here. Little afraid of those Land Sharks - remember SNL.

Unfortunately, haven't been Scuba diving in many a moons. Life caught with my ### and bit it hard.

Awe Man - weird - just saw a commercial for our local news, Fox 10 News at 4:00 pm central time and there was a great white shark on the commercial. Don't know if the great white shark was off of Alabama. More to come. I always thought there was a few great whites out there at times.

This will sound crazy - but I have unreal intuition. Have had many dreams come true, shook hands with people and saw there future in my mind, etc. Have a few people in my family that are the same way.

And no I am not on any drugs - at least no illegal ones. Hope those sharks don't eat people who like peanut butter snickers.

Speaking of morals...

There was this Elephant and a Mouse walking through this High Tech Jungle. Well, they are just walking along and the next thing you know the Elephant falls into this huge hole and can't get out of the hole. So the Mouse says, "Wait a bit and I will go get my Corvette and come back and pull you out of the hole." So, the Mouse goes and get's his Corvette, throws a rope down the hole to the Elephant and pulls that big old Elephant out of that big old hole.

Well, I be damn if those two aren't walking along and then the Mouse falls into the hole. The Mouse couldn't get out of that hole either. But the Elephant had a great idea. The Elephant said, "Hey, I'll just throw my dick down into the hole and your can climb out." So, the Elephant threw that big old dick of his down in the hole and that little Mouse just scurried on up that dick and out of that hole.

No what the moral of the story is?

If you have a big dick, you don't need a Corvette.

Reporter just said it was a North Carolina fisher man who sited the Great White - still have not stated where the Great White was sited. Can make an ### out of myself and assume North Carolina.

Yup - it was about 20 miles off of North Carolina. 18 to 19 foot Great White, the shark hit the boat with it's nose. Guess those guys didn't have any of those Peanut Butter Snickers on board. Thank goodness for them.