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Body Rub Nola review: Nola body rubs massage and carrollton girls 9

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Do yourself a favor and avoid this crappy nasty [censored] joint. I had a really bad experience at Bliss Sanctum (dont go there either!) so I gave this nola body rubs place in Uptown on Carrolton street a shot. I had the most whack and creepy experience. It aint about the girl she was great. It was everything else and so whack afterwards. When I came in I was told to take off my shoes and walk upstairs. The place itself was gross. Bathroom was fithy disgusting and room was dirty it smelled funny and I ran into another dude. Good thing I actually didnt know the dude cuz Nola is real small. I could hear other dudes getting wanked. The girl was nice and not happy. She told me its not the chicks you talk to when you text the numbers on the website but a low level D grade pimp named Chris who likes to go by "Brian". He lives in the living room in the apartment while the upstairs is for... you know. She said he harrasses the girls and treats them like [censored] A real nasty pimp who degrades the gi... it was run by chicks how deceptive. She also said he doesnt screen at all so any psycho can go in and do whatever and now this tracks: he doesnt screen to see if the dudes may be cops and this tracks. See why. I felt bad for her & gave her my number and I told her I def want to see her again but not support that nasty [censored] pimp and his gross dump. This is where it gets worse. I go down to leave and she walks me out the th rough the "back"kitchen. Im walked to my car parked on Carroltown and two dudes who were sitting in the car behind me come up to me. They ask me what goes in the place and was I offered s*x and is the website for that apartment bodyrubnola.com I def got the feeling they were cops digging around. I told them I was running late and had to split t get back to work and I couldn;t get the hell outta there fast enough. Between the nastiness, the way the pimp treats the girls and the fact it clearly aint safe, best way to put it: Avoid Avoid Avoid this place at all cost.

Desired outcome: Just warnin others how nasty this place is. And unsafe

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Jan 29, 2025 12:08 am EST
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Do yourself a favor and avoid this crappy nasty [censored] joint. I had a really bad experience at Bliss Sanctum (dont go there either!) so I gave this nola body rubs place in Uptown on Carrollton street a shot.
I had the most whack and creepy experience. It aint about the girl she was great. It was everything else and so whack
afterwards.When i came in I was told to take off my shoes and walk upstairs. The place itself was gross. Bathroom was fithy disgusting and room
was dirty it smelled funny and I ran into another dude.Good thing I actually didnt know the dude cuz Nola is real small.
I could hear other dudes getting wanked. The girl was nice and not happy. She told me its not the chicks you talk to when you text the numbers on the website but a low level D grade pimp named Chris who likes to go by "Brian". He lives in the living room in the apartment
while the upstairs is for...you know. She said he harrases the girls and treats them like sh**t. A real nasty pimp who degrades the girls and worse. If I knew that I wouldn't have given that dump
my hard earned money. I really thought it was run by chicks how deceptive.
She also said he doesnt screen at all so any psycho can go in and do whatever and now this tracks: he doesnt screen to see if the dudes may be cops and this tracks. See why.
I felt bad for her & gave her my number and i told her I def want to see her again but not support
that nasty [censored] pimp and his gross dump. This is where it gets worse.
I go down to leave and she walks me out the th rough the "back"kitchen. Im walked to my car parked on Carrollton and two dudes who were sitting in the car behind me come up to me. They ask me what goes in the place and was I offered s*x and is the website for that apartment bodyrubnola.com. I def got the feeling they were cops digging around. I told them I was running late and had to split t get back to work and I couldn;t get the hell outta there fast enough. Between the nastiness, the way the pimp treats the girls and the fact it clearly aint safe, best way to put it:
Avoid Avoid Avoid this place at all cost.

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Jan 30, 2025 1:31 pm EST
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i had a horrid experience there too

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Jan 30, 2025 3:24 pm EST
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I didnt mean to copy n paste ur thing OP, my bad , I was super high last night lol. I was trying to copy it all to send a friend to show him. Couldn't copy a link (again I was high lol ) and my next comment i meant to say i had a horrid experience at the Bliss place and this Carrollton joint too. maybe i shoulda been high I woulda enjoyed my visits at both places lol

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oh lol I forgot to say what i was gonna say. I used to see Katie there at body rub nola back in the day like i dunno a year and half ago? and yeah everything u said checks out 100 % from all katie used to complain to me about. Chris dont screen so yeah it aint safe at (tbh i think those dudes were nosy neighbors not cops but i could be wrong) but it still aint safe. katie said some messed up stuff would go on there.He'd let violent clients return. and yeah hed sexually harrass the girls n pit them against each other n do all sortsa shady [censored]. just in case if anyone is wondering if OP is full of it, no it all checks out. Even down to the protocols n all like being told to remove your shoes when you 1st walk in and afterwards being told to leave through a kitchen back door. Its dirty and run in with other clients...yeah it all checks. Its ratchet af

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Feb 04, 2025 11:58 pm EST
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Dang y'all, I'm glad I saw this. Thanks for that heads up. Frightenin'. Glad I did my due diligence and researched this place a bit before making an appointment. That's how I found this here site here.
I joined to throw in my 2 cents here. This is now the second close call now where I almost ran into trouble. Real talk, second close call now yall

I'm coming to New Orleans for a week to enjoy the Big Game and wanted some fun time and I stumbled on an "Anti Tryst" twitter and IG about scammers/thieves and found something real awful about a New Orleans lady Jesse. Theft, threatening clients with their personal data, blackmail (yikes!) Sure enough this email threat is right from this lady Jesse's email address, you can clearly see this. I'm attaching what I found. I'm glad I found that and your complaint before I booked any appointments, sweet Jesus.
Thanks again for your heads up. Ya'll should check out those "Don't trust Tryst". Quite a few problem ladies have been mentioned.

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Feb 05, 2025 9:48 am EST
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not sure why that email aint showin up but here it is again

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Feb 17, 2025 12:25 pm EST
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BodyRubNola aka TouchNola has been around since 2009. These girls are amazing and they have a great reputation. Obviously this guy is disgruntled for some reason but his review is so far from the truth. Riley is who I see and she’s beautiful, enjoys what she does. I’ve never heard a bad word about her working there, quite the opposite. She’s been there I think 7 years and she’s not the type to stay if she felt uncomfortable or disrespected. So this guy knows nothing about how it’s run and I’ll tell you it’s run pretty damn professionally
Judge for yourself

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Feb 17, 2025 12:11 pm EST
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What a bunch of bs. The place is great. The girls rock. As far as a pimp lol.
It’s security and no one has ever seen him, so who tf cares. Just the way he describes it as filthy you can tell he’s fos. I’ve been going for years and it’s always very clean, nicely decorated and feels safe.

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Feb 20, 2025 11:31 pm EST
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Since you made two comments "Sammy" I mean Chris owner of " Sex Trafficking on Carrollton
Touch Nola or Body Rub Nola .com I will repeat my last comment. Oh and btw Chris, no one who patronizes a jack shack takes pix, nice try pretending to be a client.lmao Piss off.
As another person who has patronized this place I did not have an exact similar experiences meaning a run in with NOPD etc but I can say this place SUCKS. And I can say too I saw someone (not the Pimps Bottom Girl Riley or Kate ) and they told me the same and were very unhappy.
And I will repeat what I just said above word for word because its important:

LMAO! HI CHRIS ! Hows pimpin? Security my [censored]. We all know you're the [censored] owner Pimp. You do know pandering is a felony right?Since cops are watching your ho house you best know your possible future,lol.
It has not been around since 2009 and no, the reputation isnt great at all.
First off , CHRIS, one can only guess that you the owner has got some kinda agreement with Riley where she gets freebies and bonuses, doesnt "pay out" all the time and what not. Bottom Girl, right?
Oh... and, or can we say STOCKHOLM SYNDROME? If your not bangin her that is.
But really yall educate yourself and look up "Stockholm Syndrome in the Pimp - Victim (prostitute) Relationship " right there. That's Riley and Chris owner of Nola Touch
Or, shes scared to be "on her own" as many people are more comfortable being employees not biz runners. Poor girl needs a therapist not a pimp.
Whatever you call it, shes your Bottom Girl, as you designed it Chris. The "benefits" make the exploitation you do to her look okay, Meanwhile that place is a REVOLVING DOOR of hoes. Always has been. And thats a gigantic red flag. So, your Bottom Girl with Stockholm sticks around, but everyone and I mean ALL other women run like hell, lol
This guy who complained isn't disgruntled. And this isn't about your dirty jizzy rooms and putrid cum smelly bathrooms. Its about the fact that THERE ARE COPS WHO HAVE BEEN STAKING THE PLACE! And yeah the place is trash Chris. Move on with your life old man. This is beyond pathetic especially now that you are risking and endangering the livelihoods of your victim employees and the patrons.