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Well god really got me this time. I fell for the 'live forever' and 'burn in hell' lines that they advertise all the time. My god (no pun intended) it was the biggest bunch of horse ### I've ever been fed in my life! This bible ### is pissing me right the ### off! Such total ### this guy spews! I want all the time I spent reading that back! I have never seen such a jealous, worthless, stupid thing in my life. I now have. Save yourself and don't fall for the 'live forever' and the 'burn for eternity' ###. It's all a bunch of lies.

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foodforthought
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Aug 07, 2010 8:57 pm EDT

hmmmmmm...to each their own. sucks if you're wrong though.

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 12:55 pm EDT

go to exchristian.net and read the forums...a christian cannot honestly read the forums and still call himself a christian afterwards. the bible is a STORY people. it is in history books that there was a jesus of nazareth but there is no evidence of moses, noah or even the flood for that fact. its like santa clause for adults. to a kid if youre good you get presents for christmas, if your bad you get coal. a good adult goes to heaven (gets presents/reward for his worship). a bad adult goes to hell (coal/fire pit). the government NEEDS religion, its too useful. why do you think the churches dont get taxed?

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583586
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Oct 27, 2010 5:43 pm EDT

ok stealth pilot. you tell me when the bible was written...better yet tell me who it was written by...we do not know how old the bible is. so mr stealthy pilot can you tell me who all was on noahs ark along with noah? as i recall "god" told noah to make this ship because a flood was coming and to tell everyone and to gather 2 of every animal correct? no body listened sadly and it was only noah and his family along with all these animals that just happened to be all within walking distance of the ark onboard with him. now this flood covered the earth correct? killed anything and everything on land correct? so tell me mr pilot if noah was white, how are there blacks and asians and hispanics? if noah was black how was there whites and so on and so forth? NOW lets say the bible is true, then guess what, noah and his family had to repopulate the earth somehow right? so what does that make us? PRODUCTS OF INCEST and can you kindly state what the bible says on incest?

not to mention "god" created man on the sixth day...kind of left the dinosaurs out of there huh? oh yeah, the christianity cult doesnt believe in COLD HARD FACTS, your connection is emotional so you value happy feelings over facts.

your plane...just crashed.

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 6:26 pm EDT

Aw mr pilot is all offended. I admit I might have some of the story wrong, but all is the same. You know. I know. There is no god. You need power in numbers. You are weak. Are you denying the fact the dinosaurs existed even if the bible doesn't mention them?

A question especially for mr stealthy pilot.

If your dad was bound and gagged and he was forced to watch your mom get violently raped then both suffered a slow and painful death could you accept that as part of "Gods plan"? Free will? God supposedly knows everything before it happens. So god would have saw fit correct?

Whatever your lame, in denial response is tell
Me WHY god let's little children be kidnapped and raped world wide? How are CHILDREN dying from starvation? You're telling me that this great, kind and loving god would knowingly create a child to starve, suffer and die?

And for a god that is supposedly perfect in every single way, his followers make quite a lot of excuses for him.

What are your thoughts on evolution
Pilot?

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 6:37 pm EDT

See Internet world...a Christian ALWAYS runs away from questions they cannot answer. You do not wish to banter with me because I will corner you and tear any thing you say to me to shreds. Give me proof Moses existed; and don't you dare try to prove the bible with the bible.

I will ask again.

Pilot, what are your thoughts on evolution?

Do you really beLIEve we are made from dirt?

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 6:39 pm EDT

Ok what if you were bound and your child was raped and killed in front of you...you are spared...still loyal to the god you've been so loyal to? If so you need to wake up

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 6:50 pm EDT

but see us "non believers" dont need hope...we have no fear...we are free...free of religion

i am willing to bet anything that you FEAR hell

you would think that if you were a believer then you have no need to fear hell but yet you need hope to go to a good place. so dont go being all good and hope for reward when you're just in it to save your own skin.

hey, sounds like a good movie ill check it out.

i want you to check out this program that comes on NATGEO channel next time it comes on...its about how these little girls from as early as age 7 is sold to a brothel by their families. now these girls have to "work" in order to pay the person who "owns" them back. they are bought and sold and abused their whole life. maybe god doesnt love everyone.

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 6:51 pm EDT

come on pilot. you say you arent going to engage in argument then you leave me hanging...cant say im disappointed. typical. go back to your bible and try to scrounge up an answer and get back with me later.

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 6:57 pm EDT

so he exists because you believe

well my niece believes in the easter bunny and santa

do they exist pilot?

it is amazing how WEAK the christian god is to christians

i mean really...look at evolution...the plan is out right GENIUS! that is so great and smart and your going to say that your god, capable of anything and everything couldnt come up with this insanely awesome plan of life that is evolution? give me a break.

look moses up anywhere...history books...historic writings...jesus is in fact there...he did exist but he was not the only messiah of his time (bet you didnt know that) moses is sadly only a character in a book.

would it bother you if jesus was black?

i bet it would honestly but to appear non racist you would say the typical "of course it wouldnt matter i love him either way"

well jesus wasnt black

or white

middle eastern...brown skin black hair...they portrayed him to look more european in the illustrations.

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 6:58 pm EDT

argument? im only saying prove god exists...anything you say i will use logic to prove it unreal. if you call that an argument then yes that is what im looking for...im looking to prove that you will eventually run away when you run out of answers

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 7:05 pm EDT

itsnt it amazing how we all have the same religion as our parents? and how that religion is the RIGHT one?

pilot, if you grew up in india you would be hindu

if you grew up in the middle east you would be muslim

but you dont live there, you just absorbed the dominate religion in your household and community

religion in itself is such a joke and only preys on the weak

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583586
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Oct 27, 2010 7:09 pm EDT

and whether you hate to admit it or not...what i say makes sense and if it doesnt get the wheels in your brain turning then its obvious that you've never thought for yourself

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 7:28 pm EDT

just like theres nothing wrong for an adult to believe in god right?

dont kids eventually grow up and realize the easter bunny and santa arent real?

when will you grow up?

last time i checked brown skin IS dark skin and i did say black hair so where was i wrong?

thank you! i know! you cant prove greek mythology is right! but i bet you dont believe it even though its the same thing

zeus=god
hades=satan
hercules being the only god to become mortal=jesus

ok so moses is older than jesus...doesnt prove he existed

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583586
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Oct 27, 2010 7:29 pm EDT

you're starting to run out of things to say

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583586
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Oct 27, 2010 8:51 pm EDT

@pilot if it seems I'm asking the same questions, how about answering one of them

@Ben I dis read dun cow, good read indeed

@brenda. What book are you reading? The bible? Which of the hundred different bibles? So christ died to save you? And you have been sorry for your sins since you were born correct? Sorry, pathetic waste of life you are

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583586
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Oct 27, 2010 8:54 pm EDT

@Ben did** and honestly I just don't see how a god could allow suffering. Christians need to open their eyes and minds to the world they live in; Christianity/the light blinds you

Only sheep need a Shepard

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583586
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Oct 27, 2010 8:57 pm EDT

@brenda when you can understand why you reject the thousands of other gods that are out there then your feeble finite mind will understand why I reject yours

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 9:22 pm EDT

Well said heather

Brenda. Why do you reject the other gods?

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 9:27 pm EDT

Dawn I agree with you, you are not weak at all and I respect your views. You clearly have the right mindset and have given it thought. Keyword: thought. I see so many people follow so blindly.

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583586
30223, Georgia, US
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Oct 27, 2010 9:35 pm EDT

No argument there Brenda, don't forget vicious and murderous

But let's get to the real reason you reject them...

A buddah or Ganesha completely absurd and silly right? No way they can exist right?

But I have thought the same thing as dawn stated that all gods are the same. Just ONE god right? So in a way your god exists as much as any other god. I'll ask again, why do you reject the other gods?

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Oct 29, 2010 4:30 pm EDT
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If it's the true, unwavering, infallible Word of God ... why has it been edited and deliberately mistranslated by men?

I do love something one of the Native Peoples said (I'm afraid I don't know who) ... "In the beginning was the Word ... and it was misunderstood."

Here's Auntie's take, for what it's worth. If you have a faith and it brings you succor and comfort, good for you. It enriches your experience in life. If you don't, good for you. You are taking life on your own terms and deciding for yourself what is right and wrong for you.

But I will point this out about Christianity, and its followers.

"This is my commandment to you: that you love one another as I have loved you." - John 12:15 (and those are attributed to that Jesus fellow)

"Judge not, that you not be judged. For with that same judgement you judge with, you will be judged; and wit hwhat measure you use, you shall be measured by the same...And why do you point to the speck in your brother's eye but ignore the beam in yours?...Hypocrite! Take the beam out of your own eye before thinking you can remove the speck from your brothers!" Matthew 7:1-5 (also that Jesus fellow said this)

To the proselytizers and back-biting "Christians" who brow beat others about their sins, I say this:

"For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again

"Beware of false prophets who come in sheep's clothing but are ravening wolves inside." -- Matthew 7:15

"A good tree cannot bear evil fruit; and an evil tree cannot bear good fruit. Why! By their fruits, you will know them." -- Matthew 7:16-20 (paraphrased).

Those of you who browbeat and proselytize and call others sinners, you are just as guilty as they. And the God you believe in will measure you by the same standards you judge others. It is not your place.

Instead, it is your place to go about your life, having faith in the One who brought you your salvation, to love others and let them hear the words and choose their own path. It is not your place to browbeat them. It is not your place to harangue them. It is your place to love them and, by your actions, show them the love and charity the Savior taught.

By your example of love, faith, courage, humility and joy, they may just say, "Hey, there might be something to this Jesus guy."

This is a Man who confronted an armed crowd to defend the life of a fallen woman, who by the religious laws of her day, was to be put to death. He defended her. He pointed out that those who judged her were not without sin. And He gave her His blessing in the end.

Would that more "Christians" showed such love, faith, charity and goodness!

[Auntie slams down a big slug of tea]

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Lianimal
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Oct 29, 2010 9:36 pm EDT

Go Auntie!

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Oct 29, 2010 10:26 pm EDT
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@Lianimal - Thank you dear. May whatever you believe in bless you.

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smithcj97
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Oct 29, 2010 11:23 pm EDT

I think the big issue is that everyone feels that they have to be right. That's why religion and politics are faux pas at the dinner table. People get offended so easily because they believe that what they say is right and what everyone else says is wrong...so if anyone doesn't agree, then tempers flare.

I will share my faith with anyone who wants to listen. If you do not believe as I believe, then fine. You won't hurt my feelings or make me angry in any way. If, in fact, enternal life and burning in hell actually do exist (which I do believe with all my heart)...i do know I don't want to be the guy who finds out too late.

Not believing is taking a chance. I guess the question is...is the chance worth it? But that is between yourself and God (if you believe in Him). I'm not going to try and force my belief on you. God has a funny way of opening people's eyes...He doesn't need my help to do that.

Also, spewing hatred...not cool. It doesn't help...it certainly doesn't convince anyone of anything other than the fact that the person spewing probably isn't the best Christian around to be following. If you spew hatred, no one will listen. If they don't listen, then what's the point in talking? Evil does not defeat Evil...it only strengthens it.

Bottom line: God wants us to be like Jesus...and Jesus loved all, even though they spat and hit him (and ultimately crucified him). If someone doesn't agree with me, then I'm going to accept them anyway.

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583586
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Oct 30, 2010 12:44 pm EDT

Also, spewing hatred...not cool. It doesn't help...it certainly doesn't convince anyone of anything other than the fact that the person spewing probably isn't the best Christian around to be following. If you spew hatred, no one will listen. If they don't listen, then what's the point in talking? Evil does not defeat Evil...it only strengthens it

well said smith

@ norman...as you're looking into the eyes of that new born child and feeling the helpless clutch as it grabs your fingers...know that means nothing...absolutely nothing until that child is born again.

@brenda...you cant prove the bible with the bible

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donkey kong
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Oct 30, 2010 11:39 pm EDT

Alls i know is that "### ain't ### but hoes and tricks" that's what i think about this ignorant conversation...I WIN!

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583586
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Oct 31, 2010 12:25 pm EDT

^^winner^^

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rpbarbati
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Nov 01, 2010 5:24 am EDT

Apparently it takes a genius to realize that you would have to be insane to be seeking immortality.

Consider the hell you would be in if you achieved said state - Ask yourself if you have ever been bored? Now multiply that feeling by infinity, and you may have an idea of what immortality could mean. Eventually, any immortal would become insane - having experienced all there is to experience, 300, 000, 000 times.

And finally, immortality is completely at odds with the very nature of the universe, this nature being the nature of god. Look around, read about the universe, and tell me what the single most important law is in effect at every level. I'll give you a hint - it's change. Change is the single constant of the universe.

So why would anyone think that immortality could ever be achieved in a universe in which the only non-changing constant is change itself.

If this doesn't make sense to you, I would suggest you take some time to use your own brain and your own eyes to discern the true nature of the universe, rather than relying on the faith you borrowed from some long dead tribesman, a faith that is so arbitrary that the main reason you profess to be a witness for it is primarily (if not exclusively) based only on the geographic location of your birth (and if you don't think that is true, then I can only assume you have studied all world religions in completely equal amounts).

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583586
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Nov 01, 2010 12:18 pm EDT

^^obvious loser^^ this guy has NO IDEA WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!

am i right?

hahahahahaha

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583586
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Nov 01, 2010 2:00 pm EDT

hallelujah! all glory to allah!

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Eternity cannot be measured within the confines of this planet, not even of this universe. I trust that the creator of all the universes can find something for each of us to do that would occupy our new body with absolute total JOY. Humans opened the door to pain, suffering, hate etc. God gave Adam and Eve a choice. He did not try to MAKE them do what he wanted. He only asked that to love HIM is to do his will. Love Him 1st, Love our neighbors as ourselves next. If we all did that there would be no hate, pain or suffering. In fact if Adam and Eve had done as he commanded we wouldn't be here. Mankind has created it's own problems and God has allowed it
as "free will". For those who love and trust him we believe the Bible is HIS Word. From the dead sea scrolls to archelogical discoveries God reveals the truth of His Word as revealed in the Bible. Men inspired by God put into writing the books of the Bible. That's how they learned His word and conveyed it to others. When teaching children anything do they learn more if we do it for them or if they do it themselves with parental support. We love our children so much we want the very best for them in everything. Yet when they choose a path that leads
them to harm themselves we are in pain for them. That is what God feels for us when we choose death instead of life. As for me I choose Life.

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FelixC
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Nov 02, 2010 3:47 pm EDT

God is imaginary. It's quite obvious.

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583586
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Nov 02, 2010 6:07 pm EDT

i second that

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Well nancy, Ive read everyones comments, And it seems to me that you are the only on makeing any sense, You have givin everyone the chance to put some facts to there comments.
I find it funny actually that all these peaple are stiff necked and offended that you would state the simple facts.

But you did miss one really big important double standard of the bible.

Do not covet another mans wife..
Well im sure mary was married to joseph, , so if god was jesus's father, , , well we all know where this is going...and that is a fact from the bible..

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well, she never once said she cared, But was responding to the comments of others after she posted her opinion.Its not an issue of what god one may, or may not beleive in.it was already stated, if someone finds comfort in beleiving in god, santa, the easter bunny, , good for them.If they don't good to.
What I gleaned from the posts was that she was trying to inlighten some individuals who stated if you are not a believer in the god they choose then you are burning.And as far as bother nancy, , i never got that impression either, I felt that it was more a humor issue as, All the wanna be pastors, ministers, came running to the bibles defence..Just an observation..

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Benena
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Nov 04, 2010 4:59 pm EDT

Negative Nancy
Let me know when ur dying, God will be so busy with u that he'll let me past

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holyone
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Nov 05, 2010 5:04 am EDT
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I am so sorry for you

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chicagolaw
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Nov 05, 2010 7:19 am EDT

Nancy, referring to your question regarding

"so tell me mr pilot if noah was white, how are there blacks and asians and hispanics? if noah was black how was there whites and so on and so forth? NOW lets say the bible is true, then guess what, noah and his family had to repopulate the earth somehow right? so what does that make us? PRODUCTS OF INCEST and can you kindly state what the bible says on incest?"

Let me answer some of those questions for you.

Noah had three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. If you take some time to read the story, you will understand that after the flood, Noah drank wine and became drunk and layed naked. Ham saw his father was naked and rather than covering him up and protecting him from shame, he and called his two brothers to look. Shem and Japheth covered their father up right away.

The bible goes on to explain that when Noah awoke, he was furious with Ham and cursed him and his generations to come, saying that he will be a slave to his brothers. He blessed the generations of Ham and Japeth. NOW, the three sons went off and separated into their territory.

It gets so much more interesting from here. In Genesis chapter 11, it talks about the world having one langugage. People during that time were trying to build a tower that reached into the heavens so that they could make a name for themselves. This upset God and the Lord and God purposely confused everyone by giving people different languages to speak so they would not understand each other which would put a stop to this building.

Now, Im sure you can imagine that the people found amongst themselves the people who were able to speak and understand their new language and segregated from there. The reason why I told you the story of Noah and the three sons was that the noahs ark happened right before the tower event. When the Noah blessed his two sons, I believe he sent them to the asian and english part of the world. The other son who was cursed, I believe he was sent to Africa. The reason I say this is that it only makes sense logically. Noah cursed his son Ham, and Africa has been doing poorly since.

Nancy, I understand where you are coming from. I understand that you don't believe in the bible. My intentions are to not convert you into Christianity but to not be so disrespectful to other people who do believe. I was once in the same situation as yourself, question God and how the bible could be so true. After doing research on my own, I had to come to the conclusion that I was wasting my time trying to make myself believe God was not real when he really was. It is amazing how much of a difference your life can change if you just let God work through you. The one thing that separates me from my competitors in my professional life is that I have God right beside me whereas before, I had nothing but myself and me, just by myself, was not good enough.

and Nancy, tell me, what are your thoughts on evolution? i guarantee you, to date, there has been absolutely NO proven fact any evolution theory is the absolute truth. Just like the bible, all the other evolution theory are just theories. Just like the bible, scientist who have come up with the big bang, darwins theory, and others believe in their theory by faith.

Its true evolution biologist have documented that evolution have occured. They have developed test THEORIES to explain its cause. HOWEVER, the mechanisms that drive changes in evolution have REMAINED unclear. Now, when evolution happens, in their test, sweetheart, these changes are never huge changes. not huge enough to turn an ape into an human.

A debate on evolution will never get you anywhere. People can debate, argue, discuss as much as they please. In the end, there will never be a TRUE answer. Of course, if you read, understand, and believe in the bible, then you will believe the word of God, which is what I choose to do. =)

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Zed350
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Nov 05, 2010 10:09 am EDT

Guys stop feeding the troll. Or maybe on the other hand, keep feeding it...quite entertaining I must say.

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kolaida
Fairbanks, US
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Nov 06, 2010 11:55 am EDT

Wow. I don't believe it. A complaint board and it's not the Christians who are getting torn apart on the internet for once! :D Seems like everywhere else I go on the internet I'm the only one trying to explain or defend my reason for keeping the faith and it was quite uplifting to read some of these responses!

Also, I will never understand why non-believers compare Jesus to Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny especially after making the claim that Jesus was in history books. The Bible itself has been carbon dated and has a ton of manuscript testimony backing it up. We do know who wrote some of the books; I don't know why people think just one person sat down and wrote the whole thing out one day even though there's about a 400 yr gap between the Old and New Testaments. We know some of the writers were Moses, King David and his son Solomon, Paul, Nehemiah (interestingly in first person), and John. The Easter Bunny and Santa are fun things, but neither of them have a Bible with historical accuracy, eyewitness testimony, and neither of them have people praying or worshiping them. The comparison is totally ridiculous and displays questionable intellect. Or just desperation to assure oneself that there is no God. Maybe it's the insecurity in their own non-belief that leads to such a comparison.

About the Flood questions. Noah didn't have to go out and find these animals. "Of the birds after their kind, of animals after their kind, and of every creeping thing of the earth after its kind, two of every kind will come to you, to keep them alive." ~Genesis 6:20 They went to Noah; he didn't have to retrieve them himself.

Regarding the race question asked (about Noah being white and how we wound up with all these different races). It's even common in evolution to believe that all humanity sprang up from one African ancestor. Coulda been Adam for all we know and probably was. We multiplied, moved around, etc. Our skin is melanin and the theory regarding white people is that when humans moved out of the tropics, there was insufficient vitamin D, and the result was the lightening of skin. A lot of it is simply how the skin adapted to the sun and then you have sexual selection. Supposedly diet played a part in this, too. (That's not from the Bible, but from actual science and evolution itself). The only reason there are so many "white" pictures of Jesus, Noah, Moses etc is because of our culture. While I doubt Jesus was black, I also doubt he was pale white. He was probably olive skinned as he was around the Middle East and often out in the sun in a desert area. But of course, none of their skin color actually matters as it is the message they brought that does matter.

I think chicagolaw has a very interesting story regarding Noah's son Ham. Very intriguing. I'm happy to hear that you Jesus knocked on your door and you answered! :D

And the thing I find the most ironic is the first Christians were called atheists for worshiping and "invisible" God and even claimed they weren't religious! Irony at it's best.

Most Christians accept minor evolutionary progress in animals and the world. It is the ape-to-human thing that is not generally accepted. And we are not the only people who do not accept this theory. Not ALL atheists are evolutionists. Also, I really don't want to read anything ridiculous like "Christians believe the earth is 6000 years old and that's stupid!" That is Young Earth Creationism. There is also the less vocal, but widely accepted Old Earth Creationism. Not ALL Christians believe the earth is less than 10, 000 years old just as not all Christians advocate West Borough Baptist Church and it's unhealthy agendas. God is outside of time and space. Time has no affect on Him. He doesn't need the Earth to be young or old; either way would work just fine for Him.