Barnes & Noble Booksellers review: a book called "if you give a pig the whitehouse" by kaye fanouse 52

It's not about Obama or Clinton. Why do you think this book was written? What chain of events took place to motivate someone to write such a book (good or bad)? No one wants to deal with those questions.

Chain of events? Well it certainly wasn't sexual harassment/sexual assault by a married sitting Gov. and President... Nothing says "ya buddy" like some good ol adultery, in the fricken Oval Office! Top it off with the scorned woman, to save her narcissistically driven need to keep her Political future alive. Disingenuously and reprehensibley defends the "pig" her husband. By slandering the 40 or so victims, while empowering the predator (AKA The Pig)! No need to even delve into the 40 plus lifelong friends... business partners... Security/Bodyguards... Political peers that have met untimely deaths, unfortunate and odds defying number of plane crashes...all of them had one common denominator...they knew too much, were about to testify against a certain former Gov/Pres Mr Pig and Mrs Piggy. When Secret Service that were charged with protecting a First Lady, are so compelled to publicly share how horrendous and demeaning those they're protecting are to people in private...The curtain was pulled back revealing the elitist frauds for all to see! Save for their Kool-Aid drinking constituency, who've mastered walking thru this life, with the entirety of they're heads up they're [censored].

I love this book. Can't wait to give it as christmas gifts to all my nieces, nephews, and cousins just to see the looks on racist parent's faces.

You're an idiot...

Disgusting ? Disgusting to me is "grab them by the pu**y...", is that not disgusting? I'm buying stock in Barnes and Noble immediately.

You're an idiot. Trump IS a pig. A fraudulent conman. He is a liar, a fraud, a racist, a bigot, and has no redeeming value.

Well maybe you are too. Let’s write a book about you? How’d you feel about that? Lol

Knock yourself out🤣. No one cares. They have plenty of educated, broad minded customers who don’t appreciate having a cheating liar for their president.

Obvious to anybody here...Those exact words are quite familiar to ya, eh laddie... Although I'm certain you were more than deserving of them, the countless times you're Ma & Pa unleashed them on you...Maybe you can muster up the teaspoon of courage you may have, and beg for forgiveness for all the years of shame you've brought to your family! You'll still be the limp [censored]ed wart of the family, but it'll do all who've eventually had to admit the DNA connection between ya.

Finally... A [censored] liberal who can publicly muster a semblance of manhood, and not appear to fear the repercussions of calling out Billy Boy Clinton! Congratulations almost assuredly...One of your tiny balls have dropped. Baby steps, but you may salvage some normalcy on this lifes journey.

Poor little Greg, projecting the flaccidness of his wee manhood onto others. So sad you have been neutered by your racist white nationalist party. We see your true colors, pig, and you are flying the fascist flag.

People like you don't read anyway. Im sure they will never miss you.

Good luck with that. This book is also on Amazon and in Target. You won’t be able to find a place that bans books anywhere. Just give everyone bibles🤣😂

Whilst you give everyone Knobs...Fair enough Puddin.

WOW! Would you have said that same thing if President Obama had been made a pig? President Trump has done 100 times more for African Americans (I see your black hands clapping, so assume you are African American...like myself) Check out "Candace Owens" and the Blexit Movement if you'd like to see facts and look up big people ideas!

That's because Clinton nor Obama never did anything as unlawful and traitorous as tRump has. tRump has done NOTHING for anyone in this country except make himself richer. How can a person like you who takes in oxygen/nitrogen be totally empty of all reason and critical thinking skills? tRump lies, cheats and steals and its all documented on factcheck. Stop listening to fox entertainment, it's mudding your mind.

Shall we bring up all the times that GOP supporters made Obama look like a monkey and lynch an effigy of him?

You managed typing it with minimal problems...But could you orate as well with "Billy the #METOO Clinton's and "Hussein O'Kenyas" cheesey libtard sac's in you're C-Gobbler? You a gifted MoFo C. Gobbs.

Oh no! Whatever will they do?! 😱

I love this book, where can I get a thousand copies and hand out in Manhattan?

Oh no, you're another religious nut. You should read your bible and see who the child abuser and killer is. Your god is. He has done nothing for our vets.

Surprised at you. Trump has done a LOT for our veterans. He has deported plenty of patriotic soldiers who served our country. He has cut the budget on plenty of desperately needed Veterans programs as well.

Your Mamas house...She loves anything that involves Big Daddy Trump! Ask yo Daddy while he's still wearing the Trump mask, Mom's makes him wear before Trumping and Bumping.

No one is on board in your area. IF this were found in your school or any other, everyone from the superintendent to the janitor would be held responsible . The people who own the wealth, the one percent or whatever send their kids to private Christian schools anyway. The poor folks, like you, who are stuck generationally in awful public schools where no real opportunity exists and are the spawn of previous generations of poorly educated parents who had no opportunity can have a ball with something like this. That is if the 1%, the controllers of the wealth and power allow it. And so it goes: another generation of powerless losers who have bought into the great deception that they are making a statement and resisting the corruption or the injustice or whatever. Then, as your life spins out of control with a degree in some useless pursuit that can’t feed your family, and mounting debt crushing you in and robbing you of the ability to even dream, you realize the only alternative is the handgun in the basement. And, as your grieving parents cry inconsolably, another member of the one percent will sell them a plot they really can’t afford and a marker of granite that confirms that you existed.

YOu are an idiot. Public schools are/were Americas greatest asset until the republicans and Devos gutted them. We put men on the moon from these schools. Your idiot Christian schools are the ones making people stupid with their anti-Science status and alternate facts by conservative NUTS. I see you life has already spun out of control with your support of a sexual deviant and adulterer. Then you support a party and a religion that supports pedophiles, child abusers, and other perverts who hang out in public bathrooms. Your god, your religion, your pig of a potus has no redeeming value.

@winkangrin
You’re a bigot, racist, hateful and EVIL Christian, just like tRump and all IT’S followers.

Liberal agenda delusional curriculum void of principal (LADCP)...Overseen by a Principal...Oxymoron HOF of the highest order! Liberal Left-wing Fundamentalless-ism...The gift that keeps on giving! LMAO
Att. all Dumbmocrats... Tickets for the 4th annual Billary Clinton "Whine House Rejection Tour" will be reduced in price by 150% and dates reduced as necessary just prior to going on... giveaway. Hurry while supplies last.

Wow ! I had no idea that such a book would exist. I am neither a Republican or a Democrat. I'm Independent. I voted for Trump due to the values and beliefs he upheld. Name ONE Democrat who supported the March for Life Movement. I know all the people who are pro - abortion will be up in arms about that.. but listen. You are right when you say you have a right to do what you want with YOUR body. However, you do NOT have the right to do something to the body that is inside you. That living being can't speak for itself. Your Mother chose to have you. When did the Democrats become such hateful people ? The role of President in the White House should be for people who care about the Country and who want the best for ALL of us, not just themselves. You wanted Trump out, well he's out. Look at the mess you have on your hands now.

So do you need a safe room to color and cry?
BTW... *Livid

You are just more proof religion, and conservatism makes people mind numbing stupid.

ChrisEd,
Wise words!

Though there's truth to that, the blustery pig lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million votes and is in the White House only because of an arcane and obsolete constitutional compromise for slave-owning states called the Electoral College. Nonetheless, I congratulate you for completely ignoring everything I wrote, which was solely and exclusively about the literary style called satire, and made no mention of politics or political parties. It takes a special kind of person to ignore reality in favor of their agenda.

Wow, what kind of American are you? No, I don't have to go to Canada if I don't like Trump. I can simply vote for the Democrat. This is a democracy. If you don't like that, I suggest you go somewhere where they don't have elections.

Why does it upset you that it is written in the style of a famous children's book? I've also seen a lot of parodies of Dr. Seuss. Does those, similarly, upset you? You do know that parody is protected First Amendment expression. Is it the Constitution that troubles you?

As for parents buying it because they think it's a children's book, I can't imagine the kind of parent (or, for that matter, non-parent) who would buy a child a book without knowing exactly what they are buying. I refer you, again, to Jonathan Swift. Though Gulliver's Travels is adult satire, children can enjoy as a simple tale of adventure, and many do. A Modest Proposal, however, would give most children nightmares (if you're not familiar with it, what Swift modestly proposed was eating children as a solution to the Irish Famine). Should Swift be banned because some careless parent with a passing familiarity with Gulliver's Travels decided to buy their child A Modest Proposal?

It is clear to me that your problem is not with satire, adult or otherwise, or parody, but with anyone who opposes Trump. And that's just sad.

And what has that to do with anything?